Yeah. Not even close!
This is one of those blog entries where I fulfill my commitment to telling our family story like it is - take the good with the bad.
This morning started out like any other Monday morning. The alarm went off, we began waking children. I started a shower, the kids picked out their clothes. I dry off, they start breakfast with Dad. Dad begins to make school lunches, I check to make sure the kids get their teeth brushed.
Somewhere in the mix above, Woody stepped into the garage and I was still dressing. I heard a yell and then Morgan ran towards me in the hallway.
A few minutes earlier, Morgan taunted Annika by telling her if she left her bowl of frosted mini shredded wheats to go to the bathroom, when she got back, her cereal would look like this [ ]. [Morgan shows Annika a frosted natural mini wheat from Mom's Best cereals with the frosting bit off, leaving the shredded wheat.
Annika didn't like the teasing, but rather than choosing a clever retort, or better (!), just ignoring her...she responded with an OVER THE TOP reaction that I never would have guessed. Annika didn't even wait for mouth to finish chewing before responding. She just spit a mouthful of shredded wheat at Morgan's face and hair.
That's why Morgan came running towards me in the hall - milk dripping off her face and her hair full of shredded wheat bits. It was a quick call to make - that cereal wasn't coming out without a shower. Now, if you know Morgan very well like we do, she doesn't like wavering from her morning routine. Neither do we. So somewhere with twenty minutes before we leave the house, we have to get Morgan cleaned up and find a new shirt.
As parents, we fixed the immediate problem and solved the underlying discontent with some scolding and punishment. We'll get over it. And now that the kids are in bed and more than twelve hours have passed since our discordant morning, we're quietly laughing at it all.
SOOO... Have a good laugh at our expense this morning. And watch for flying shredded wheat!
P.S. To Annika and Morgan: When you read this as you get older, think of it from our point of view...